"All he eats is linguine for dinner."
"I would go as far to say as I wouldn't trust any man with a goatee."
"Cheese is the duct tape of food, dude. If anything is going wrong with your culinary endeavors, you can most likely remedy it with some cheese. If anything, it certainly won't hurt."
On The South: "They eat so much salt their blood is like the Dead Sea, but without as many Jews."
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